Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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