Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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