Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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