Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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