She's JV to your varsity
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Come on in and take your pants off
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