Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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