Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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