I'm really into asian looking animals
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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