i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.