i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?