I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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