Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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