Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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