I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
What a fucking waste of an outfit
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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