There r osticjed everywhere
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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