i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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