i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?