Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night