real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"