Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night