you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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