Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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