God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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