if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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