im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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