piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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