I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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