its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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