the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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