I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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