Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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