i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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