I don't think brook has ever known best
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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