the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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