He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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