It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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