birth control should be required to get into college
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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