Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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