She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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