you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
