i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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