did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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