I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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