im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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