Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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