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say what?
wanna hang out?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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