if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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