Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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