Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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