It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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