You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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