No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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