Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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