Do you still have your period?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm really busy with my period
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