I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It's just like the Real World with babies
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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