I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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