a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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