hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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